Atlantis

Early this morning, space shuttle Atlantis left the international space station for the last time after 12 years of missions. Man, I heard they partied pretty hard last night. At one point, one of the astronauts was so drunk he thought he blacked out, until his buddy turned him away from the window.

Drunk Traffic Controller

An air traffic controller in Denver has been suspended for possibly being drunk on the job. Authorities who suspended the man assumed he was drunk, because he was the only air traffic controller awake.